Thursday, July 14, 2011

being a teacher.



Teacher : All right class, if you finish your work, I will give you a sticker !

Students : Yeah !

Next day,

Student A : Teacher, I want to look at your sticker book !

Teacher : After class, I will let you to have a look.

Student A : Teacher, where is your sticker book ?

Teacher : After class, I will let you to have a look.

after 15 minutes,

Student was "emo-ing" ...

Teacher : Why are you not doing your homework?

Student A : Teacher, I want your sticker book.

Teacher : @#@$#$^&^%*&(*(*$#@#$$#^%&.....

NEXT !

Teacher : all right class, draw anything you want on this piece of paper !

Students : Teacher, I want to draw rabbits, rainbows, penguins .......

Teacher was helping the students to draw rainbows...

Student B : Teacher, why your rainbow, the red is at the bottom ?

Teacher : hahaha, this is an upside down rainbow ! (T.T)

Student C : Teacher, I want you to draw penguin for me.

Teacher : Can you draw it yourself ? I am teaching the others.

Student C : Teacher, I want you to draw penguin for me.

Teacher : Draw it yourself please. Quiet !

Student C : Teacher, I want you to draw penguin for me.

Teacher : .............................................................

Then,

Student D : Teacher, what are you drawing?

Teacher : Iron !

Student D : Teacher, your drawing is so ugly !

Teacher : Sorry, can you please draw it for me ?

Student E : Teacher, X says she eats shits at home !

Teacher : Don't eat !

Student E : Teacher, Y throws things at me !

Teacher : Don't throw !

Student E : Teacher, I get chocked !

Teacher : Huh ?! Come come ! Are you okay?

Student E : Teacher, I am hot !

Student E : Teacher ! Teacher ! Teacher !

Teacher : ..... (faint)

One night, teacher met a handsome student.

Teacher : Handsome boy ~

Student F : *blush* *walked away*

Teacher : Handsome boy ~

Student F : *blush*

Teacher : Hey, do you know my name ?

Student F : Don't know. *blush*

Teacher : I am Ms. Cheong.

Next day,

Student F : Ms Cheong !

Teacher : Who calls me?

Student F : Me~ *blush*

Teacher : All right, let's do your homework !

Student G : I am bored !

Teacher : Do your homework please !

Student G : I am sleepy !

Teacher : Go wash your face.

Student G : I am bored !

Teacher : ... ... ... help !

Student H : Teacher, what is frangipani ?

Teacher : uhm, a kind of flower ?!

Student H : I want to see !

Teacher went home and google search for her.

Student I : Teacher, can you please draw me a green angry bird?

Teacher : I don't know how to draw.

Student J : Student I, I am sure teacher knows how to draw blue angry bird !

Teacher : T.T ....

NExt !

Teacher : Do you like to sing ? (prepared a song for them)

Student K,L,M : NO ! NO ! NO !

Teacher : Do you want me to sing for you ?

Students : Huh? Teacher, you want to sing infront of so many people here?

Teacher : *slient*


2 comments:

sabrina said...

haha!! they are funny and cute! memorable conversations of ur life!

Janice said...

ya, i miss them. i went to visit them days ago :)