Thursday, July 14, 2011
being a teacher.
Teacher : All right class, if you finish your work, I will give you a sticker !
Students : Yeah !
Next day,
Student A : Teacher, I want to look at your sticker book !
Teacher : After class, I will let you to have a look.
Student A : Teacher, where is your sticker book ?
Teacher : After class, I will let you to have a look.
after 15 minutes,
Student was "emo-ing" ...
Teacher : Why are you not doing your homework?
Student A : Teacher, I want your sticker book.
Teacher : @#@$#$^&^%*&(*(*$#@#$$#^%&.....
NEXT !
Teacher : all right class, draw anything you want on this piece of paper !
Students : Teacher, I want to draw rabbits, rainbows, penguins .......
Teacher was helping the students to draw rainbows...
Student B : Teacher, why your rainbow, the red is at the bottom ?
Teacher : hahaha, this is an upside down rainbow ! (T.T)
Student C : Teacher, I want you to draw penguin for me.
Teacher : Can you draw it yourself ? I am teaching the others.
Student C : Teacher, I want you to draw penguin for me.
Teacher : Draw it yourself please. Quiet !
Student C : Teacher, I want you to draw penguin for me.
Teacher : .............................................................
Then,
Student D : Teacher, what are you drawing?
Teacher : Iron !
Student D : Teacher, your drawing is so ugly !
Teacher : Sorry, can you please draw it for me ?
Student E : Teacher, X says she eats shits at home !
Teacher : Don't eat !
Student E : Teacher, Y throws things at me !
Teacher : Don't throw !
Student E : Teacher, I get chocked !
Teacher : Huh ?! Come come ! Are you okay?
Student E : Teacher, I am hot !
Student E : Teacher ! Teacher ! Teacher !
Teacher : ..... (faint)
One night, teacher met a handsome student.
Teacher : Handsome boy ~
Student F : *blush* *walked away*
Teacher : Handsome boy ~
Student F : *blush*
Teacher : Hey, do you know my name ?
Student F : Don't know. *blush*
Teacher : I am Ms. Cheong.
Next day,
Student F : Ms Cheong !
Teacher : Who calls me?
Student F : Me~ *blush*
Teacher : All right, let's do your homework !
Student G : I am bored !
Teacher : Do your homework please !
Student G : I am sleepy !
Teacher : Go wash your face.
Student G : I am bored !
Teacher : ... ... ... help !
Student H : Teacher, what is frangipani ?
Teacher : uhm, a kind of flower ?!
Student H : I want to see !
Teacher went home and google search for her.
Student I : Teacher, can you please draw me a green angry bird?
Teacher : I don't know how to draw.
Student J : Student I, I am sure teacher knows how to draw blue angry bird !
Teacher : T.T ....
NExt !
Teacher : Do you like to sing ? (prepared a song for them)
Student K,L,M : NO ! NO ! NO !
Teacher : Do you want me to sing for you ?
Students : Huh? Teacher, you want to sing infront of so many people here?
Teacher : *slient*
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