Saturday...

Today morning.. went to Debate club meeting.. I was late.. due to.........the laziness of my sis.. She woke up late..although I was yelling and shouting at her.. and even put the alarm clock beside her ears..she still ignored me.. so.. everyone was looking at us..when we stepped into the class.. =.= "
Then... we went to Jusco.. I bought somethings cute...... hehe...nail clippers and..key chains..and went to tuition in Church.. OMG... Jonathan and Yan Hoe.. bullied me...huh.. listen here..you guys.. i will beat you down... I mean Jonathan..with my results..ehhmm hem.. Yan Hoe.. you are elder than me.. cannot fight with you.. haha..
Then... I swear I don't want to eat the Secret Recipe cakes......... my mum kept on ... "seducing" me to eat... finally.. I ate.. a little bit.. and we two... screamed.......... " KEEP FIT"... or ..cheese will go to Heaps............my mum said.. we should buy one slice of cake.. cut it into 4...so..won't grow fat..so easily .. haih.. what to do.. whole family is planning to keep fit. hehe.. except my dad.. he says he has prefect body shape... ( YEA !!! his tummy is bigger than my head... )














MAtthew is going to kill me............................wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......next time..better don't write anything about him here.. scary.. he will kill me till death.. T.T..hehe..
I finished studying..physic..chapter 4........... YEA !!!!!!!!!! what a great achievement .. I took it two weeks to finish... lazy.. me.. hehe...
Garrek just rang me up.. and I asked him..what did he study.. he told me about Formulas ... I didn't know what was he talking about.. haha...Hope we can meet up in December.. Beijing kids.. under the roof.. haha.. meet with other friends too ... !!
See ya...

JBS

We are crazy !! haha

Something funny..

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay$20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

_____________________________ HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, youmust understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last wordin any argument.
Anything a man says afterthat is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGINGYOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come upto me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You'renext.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them atfunerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHONEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW

Omg...I really hope I don't know the truth

hey..for months.. I didn't online already. 1st.. my pc was sent to be repaired.. and it is fully recover now but.. still cannot online........until TODAY ..!! my family and I are annoyed for this stupid Streamyx... why we cannot access to the web !!?!?!?! finally.. i went to telekom just now.. the worker there told me.. it isn't in their services.. i have to make the call myself !! uh huh.. !! so came back to home.. I dialed the 100... he taught me how to online..and...actually.. I forgot to add @streamyx behind my user name....that's why i cannot online so far..........!!!! I am so embarrassing... wish to throw myself to the ocean !!!