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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay$20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

_____________________________ HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, youmust understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last wordin any argument.
Anything a man says afterthat is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGINGYOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come upto me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You'renext.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them atfunerals.

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